most often bit.

For you. From me. With love.

2009-04-05T13:27:00.002-04:00

"Achieving a goal would mean very little if it happened at the snap of a finger. Although rejection and setbacks may be painful, try to look at them as inevitable steps towards your final destination. Even if you're not exactly sure what that is. Essentially, when something flops it is increasing your chances of getting it right the next time. If we repeat the same mistakes time and time again, we're bound to get the same results. But if we take a close look at the past and use the knowledge we gained to move forward, then it was all worth it in the end." -T.L. Scribe

Buzzed!

2009-03-10T10:32:00.004-04:00

YO! My bagel for not updating in almost 2 weeks. I've been slacking on my social networking. It's not like anything super significant has happened except for the usual dumb shit like breaking a nail or breaking a heart. Whatever. I need to get back into the swing of things.

Anyways, what brought me out of my hiatus was Mr. My Shit Don't Stank bka: Kanye West and his new bald headed bitch, Amber Rose. Now, i'll admit that when I first saw her the bald head threw me off. I'm old fashioned in the respect that I LOVE long hair (hence why mine is almost hittin' the small of my back!). It's rare when bitches can pull off short hair but then I gave her another look and I realized two things... 1) this bitch has a KILLER shoe game. 2) she has a KILLER body. Some of her recent outfits have been questionable(remember that jean short/wifebeat mess?) but her shoes are ALWAYS on point. And I give Kanye respect for not having some stereotypical broad on his arm. He may be a conceited douchenozzle 75% of the time but you can't deny that homeboy has a unique sense of EVERYTHING. I can respect original. Kanye, you have earned a brownie point.

Days go by.

2009-02-27T11:20:00.002-05:00

Feb. 27th - by snobette on Polyvore.com

I just want to thank Polyvore.com for keeping my boredom at bay today =)

Alive & Here.

2009-02-22T11:58:00.001-05:00

I'm sorry but it should be illegal to have this much sex appeal in one video. I don't..yeah, wow.

Like a moth to a flame...

2009-02-20T11:49:00.003-05:00

"What I want is to be needed. What I need is to be indispensable to somebody. Who I need is somebody that will eat up all my free time, my ego, my attention. Somebody addicted to me. A mutual addiction." -Chuck Palahniuk.

Can I have a moment?

2009-02-18T14:31:00.008-05:00

I want to apologize for not updating too much recently. Not that it matters but this blog has definitely become a really good way for me to express myself and share my thoughts, ideas, opinions, etc. I've been really inspired by a lot of people in the blog/twitter/etc community. I love the fact that a bunch of people with similar interests from such different backgrounds and walks of life can support each other and keep it fucking real. There are more people in this world that would love to watch you fall before they would give you a hand to rise. You need to support people, you need to smile at other peoples success. The energy that you put out is gonna be the same exact energy that you receive.

It's been a rocky, long road the past few years. It's hard enough to be young but the added pressure of supporting solely yourself is tremendous. I've seemed to develop what I can "Old Bitch Syndrome!" Otherwise known as feeling way older than I am. I'm surrounded by ONLY older people. I have a few younger friends but not nearly significant enough to count against the fact that everyone else around me 28+ years old. I had a panic attack at the age of 22 because I thought I should be married by now. WHAT?! I forget my age sometimes. It makes my skin crawl when people say- "Ah you're so young!" because I feel about 30! I'm the youngest person at my job, not to mention one of the only females. In the car business- that's 2 strikes. I can't even begin to tell you what I've sacrificed to get where I am. I'm proud to have made it this far with NO DEBT, NO BAGGAGE and NO BULLSHIT.

I do try my best not to dive deep into my personal life when I blog but it's hard sometimes. Especially when you're going through a rough patch. I want to vent my little heart out sometimes. But honestly, I know there's a few people that used to be in my life that read my blog. (I know you do, don't front. It's cool) I just chose to separate myself from those people who weren't giving me the positive, supportive energy that I needed. People come and go in life, this we all know. I just would prefer that they try to avoid making an opinion of my current life because they'll assume that they "know me" but frankly, they don't know a fucking thing about me anymore. A lot can change in a few months. HELL! A lot can change in a few minutes!

Something about me that you may or may not know is that I have been supporting myself since I was 20yrs. old. I have NO family within 1000+ miles of me (except my step-bro). In the year 2009, this is rare. Most of my friends still live at home with their parents and are at least mildly supported by someone else. Independence was lost long ago. I try my best to listen to my friends when they have problems but a lot of them have NO IDEA what real issues are. I moved out of my parents house when they divorced in early 2005. I lived alone in a dumpy, over-priced apartment for a little over 2 years. I am fortunate enough to have a Mother that helped me out for a year and will always help if needed. But at the end of the day, I do this thing called LIFE by myself. I did make the decision to save money and try something new so I moved into a house in July '08 with two independent, nutty bitches. It's definitely been a learning, growing experience (to say the least). It's changed my perspective on just about everything. They've taught me a lot about myself and how certain characteristics about me effect others. Such as, my attitude. I'll be the first to admit that I can be a nasty bitch. I can change the whole energy of a room just with a look. I suppose my energy is strong or at least this is what I've been told my whole life. I definitely have a sharp tongue and snap without warning. I never realized how much one statement can effect another person. This I am working on. I tend to be well spoken and articulate but I curse more than anyone I know. I can come off so innocent and charismatic one day and completely vulgar and raw the next. Blessing? I don't know but I'm starting to blend all my personalities into one. I'm starting to really recognize and realize my faults as well as appreciate and embrace my strengths. I guess this "woman" thing is really starting to kick in.

Anyways, that was about as random as it gets. I definitely needed a vent session and to put myself out there a bit. I hope in this life I am able to take full advantage of opportunities and stay optimistic throughout. I wish nothing but the same for everyone.

Just remember to protect your heart and your bank account, stay true to yourself everyday and learn from the mistakes you make along the way.

LOVE yo'self!

2009-02-13T17:32:00.004-05:00

Yup, Valentines Day is tomorrow. I wasn't even planning on addressing the Hallmark Holiday this year but I felt that I should at least contribute a little something. I am all for love, eternal happiness, flowers(not Carnations), chocolates (preferrably Godiva Truffles) and all that gooshy goodness. I do however think it's a bit silly for guys to feel obligated to drop a serious penny on their girl because the calender tells him to. He should be doing sweet shit all year long! I would prefer some new Dunks, Stroopwaffles or an eighth of Kush to show his love for me but hey, we're all different right?

Either way just enjoy the day with your special dude, chic, dog, vibrator or whatever. If you're alone, don't let this holiday stress you out or make your single status feel more like a death sentence. Most people are in miserable relationships and fantasize about their co-workers slamming them out in the supply closet anyways ;)

I'll be obliterated and losing $$$ in AC!

Dear Rihanna,

2009-02-10T13:05:00.005-05:00

I'm fully aware that my sense of humor is beyond fucked up but I know you're laughing, at least on the inside.

"I'm from the city in the Midwest, best city in the whole wide, wide world!"

2009-02-06T18:11:00.004-05:00

Support your city of choice with the “For the Love of the City” Pack. A kick tribute to New York City, Los Angeles, Houston and Chicago. The sneakers were designed based on what each city is known best for (kinda). New York City is a Dunk-Hi with a 'glow in the dark' outer sole to represent the city that never sleeps. Houston is a Vandal-Hi with that distinct "Sizzurp" color that the South is so familiar. It even has drippings along the sole! Los Angeles is a Dunk-Low with white contrast stitching throughout the entire shoe to represent the obsession with plastic surgery and that false sense of "perfection" that LA is notorious for. And last but definitely not least, Chicago. My city is represented by the Air Force II (blah) but features neutral tones and a fur-lining to keep you warm in the 'Windy City'.
The pack will be available 2/21/09 at House of Hoops locations but availability will be seriously limited.

First of all, I just want to say that as dope as I think it is that they made a "Sizzurp" inspired kick. It's a little much to have an entire city represented by a prescription/street drug that puts you into a comatose state of retardation. I'm about as liberal as they come but damn Nike haha. I do admit that the superficial representation of Los Angeles is right on. It doesn't get more pinned and tucked than LA. If you've been there, you know.

But you know what I'll be stocking :)

"I'll be GOOD!"

2009-02-03T23:03:00.002-05:00

I'll be banging this even when I'm 74yrs. old

If you haven't, you should...

2009-02-03T15:11:00.005-05:00

get your greedy little mitts on some Supra's!
I can't even lie to you, they are beyond comfy. Way more comfortable than Nike Dunks, sorry. And the colorways are little more clean. Here's a little preview of the Spring/Summer 2009 line.

BTW, Adidas can suck a dick. How can you be hyping a limited edition shoe but no one has a damn clue when the exact release date is? I called 5 (NY, PA, and NJ) stores yesterday to find out info on the Jeremy Scott x Adidas Collection. Only one dude was mildly helpful, thank you Philly! But still, no more Adidas after this.

Is that really necessary?

2009-02-03T10:33:00.004-05:00

Why is he man handling the shit out of that groundhog? Look at it's little face, it's horrified! No wonder it ran back in it's hole. How do they know it even saw it's shadow? Did they ask it? It's a fucking groundhog. Hmm perhaps it was scared shitless of the thousands of screaming people. And why are we still relying on a rodent to determine whether or not winter will last another 6 weeks? It's 2009.

Some traditions really need the boot.

"..And I like my Sprite Easter Pink!"

2009-02-01T12:41:00.007-05:00

This is the most sober I've seen Lil' Wayne look in 2 years. He needs a vacation though. And a really good laser treatment specialist. I've never heard someone talk about Codeine-Promethazine on a Rock album. Should be interesting...

let's hug it out, bitch!

2009-01-30T11:06:00.005-05:00

Lately my nights have consisted of nail designs, champagne, a cloud of ganja smoke and most importantly, Entourage! And let me start off by saying that I've never been one for short dudes. I'm not being a hater but all the men in my family are 6'1+ so I guess i'm just used to big dudes. Well until Entourage came into my life. The witty, absolutely ridiculous Jeremy Piven (Ari "mother fucking" Gold) and the adorable, sensible Kevin Connelly (E) are sitting at the top of my "crush" list right now. Fuck Vince, he's too pretty. I don't care who you are and where you come from, you'll love this show. I jumped on this bandwagon madddddd late. Thank god for Netflix!

OH! And I can't believe I forgot my boo boo, Turtle.You know that dude has a serious kick game and he smokes more weed than me!

I need to add some Ari Gold classic quotes just for good measure...
"We are gonna get drunk with Russell Crowe and we're gonna head-butt some goddamn kangaroos."
"Call me Helen Keller because I'm a fucking miracle worker! "
"Just so you know, your girlfriend, when she was in the mailroom, offered to blow me. True story."

"Tell Drama he's on the top of my list of things to do today, along with inserting needles in my cock! "
"I have never cheated on my wife, not since she became my wife. But if you want to jerk me in the car now, I'm game."

Christian Lacroix Spring '09

2009-01-30T09:12:00.003-05:00

Christian Lacroix Spring '09- Insane Earrings. Insane isn't even the word. I would sacrifice my ear lobes for these!

Snake in the grass?

2009-01-28T23:29:00.008-05:00

T.I. was performing at the celebration of the nightclub Jet's three-year anniversary. The Retna Digital photographer who took these shots of the overexposed rapper told Reporters, "He was preparing his shirt for an eager fan in the front row with a little T.I. love."

...just sayin'

shake it like a salt shaker.

2009-01-27T20:38:00.001-05:00

Coming along quite nicely.

2009-01-27T09:30:00.005-05:00

I'm really happy that Nike is starting to catch on that bitches like kicks too! The new Dunk High Skinny is kinda hot. At first I was super excited about these but then they started coming out with Easter/Pastel colorways which subsided my excitement but now I'm all in with these fuckers!

sundays are boring.

2009-01-25T20:16:00.007-05:00

Kanye West x Louis Vuitton

2009-01-24T13:47:00.003-05:00

I knew Mr. West wouldn't disappoint me by not making a hi-top in his Louis Vuitton Collaboration. I started to get discouraged when the sneak peeks started to come out but then this appeared. I think i'm a fan but this inverted color picture isn't doing much for me. I need colorway options bro!

EDIT (1/25) Actual picture of the hi-top here and here, ehhhh not bad.

I took the plunge.

2009-01-23T15:54:00.007-05:00

I've been talking a lot of shit lately about nails and nails technicians. I've had my nails done 4 times in the past 2 months, all at different salons due to traveling but not one damn set looked remotely good. We're talking basic french or solid color- no design. It's too hard to communicate with these Asians when it comes to a design plus they've recently been pushing air-brush designs on you cause it's easier than hand designs. I HATE AIR BRUSH! As much as I enjoy relaxing for 45 minutes while I get pampered, the end result just isn't what i'm looking for. And it's all about being happy so do what you gotta do, right? I've been telling everyone recently that I might as well do my own nails, it'll be cheaper and I can do whatever I want in the comfort of my pj's(maybe wear my NAILS DID tee). Well, I did it! I finally invested in the Monomer(Acrylic Liquid), Powder, Cuticle Oil, Design Brushes, Tips, Bondex, Buffers, Files, etc. All Professional OPI Clarite products so the I know it's worth it. I also bought about 20 OPI colors to add to my ridiculous collection that I started this past summer. Plus i'm pretty dope at nail design but I can't wait to experiment.

Hit me up and i'll do your mother fucking nails =)

Another one bites the dust

2009-01-22T19:10:00.006-05:00

I just watched an old episode of Law & Order: Criminal Intent. There was this balding, chubby version of this tween actor I used to think was a-dor-able back in the day before I had taste in men...and movies. Curiosity killed the stoned cat so I meandered over to Wikipedia and looked it up! DING DING DI-...WAIT! Ethan Embry!What the hell happened to this kid? YOU all definitely remember him from those teeny bopper flicks & random TBS movies. He was barely doing supporting roles but he was fresh faced and his pure innocence made him resistant to my opinionated ass comments. Now he looks like Paul Giamatti's younger brother. WOOF!

Geländewagen!

2009-01-22T16:08:00.004-05:00

I swear, this love affair that i've been having with the G500 will never cease. If only I had $110,000 just laying around to purchase this intensely sharp, Militaristic German body. Yummy, it's better than any man.

One of the many things that make me giggle.

2009-01-22T13:44:00.003-05:00

I gotta finish diggin' up the past before I can bury the hatchet

2009-01-21T16:50:00.004-05:00

Do me a favor and vote HERE for Emilio Rojas (Raks One) for MTV Freshmen U.

And check out Outbrst (BKA- Booper Bear) - he's cuddly cute, he can spit somethin' serious and he loves me.

What could be better?

..An 8ball in the Bentley doing 105 on the 95

2009-01-20T19:20:00.005-05:00

I just threw up in my mouth.

2009-01-20T19:14:00.002-05:00

Boo, get me the Canola!

2009-01-19T18:17:00.006-05:00

'A woman addicted to cosmetic surgery is unrecognisable after injecting cooking oil into her face. The Daily Telegraph in London reports Korean woman Hang Mioku, 48, had her first cosmetic surgery procedure at 28 and was hooked, moving to Japan for more. Eventually surgeons refused to carry out any more work and she returned home, where her face had changed so much her family didn’t recognise her. Ms Hang’s parents took her for treatment for her addiction, but it didn’t last. She soon found a doctor who would give her silicone injections and he even gave her a syringe and silicone so she could self-inject, the paper said. When her supply ran out, she used cooking oil. Her face became so large compared to her small body that local children called her “standing fan”, the newspaper reported. After appearing on Korean TV, viewers sent donations so she could have surgery to reduce the size of her face. The first of several operations removed 60g of oil from her face and 200g from her neck. Her face has been left scarred and disfigured, and Ms Hang said she would like her old looks back.'

I'm not posting the picture of her in fear that I might scare the ever-loving shit out of people. Click HERE if you want to see this crazy bitch. The fact that people donated money to fix her stupidity is beyond absurd. I thought Asians were supposed to be smart?

I'll be posting a few Miami pictures soon =)

I love smorkin'!

2009-01-15T10:58:00.005-05:00

I'll be the first to tell you that I love Costume Jewelry. Big, gaudy, flashy pieces have always been my thing. When I say "Costume Jewelry"- I don't mean thick, solid color plastic bracelets from Claires. I mean reasonably priced(sometimes), unique, glitzy earrings or necklaces that really define your mood at the time or just who you are. For example, my favorites are Marc Jacobs, Betsey Johnson, Melody Ehsani, Juicy Couture, Disney Couture, Han Cholo, Cubannie Links, Good Wood, Stevn Shein- Just to name a few. But seriously, I just can't get into Tarina Tarantino(her hot pink hair is tight though). Some of the Hello Kitty & Kid Robot (I can't lie, I dig this) stuff was cute but most of it just looks uber cheap. OH and I love this. I completely understand that you're paying for the name and the brand. But gimme a break, I just looked at some of the past collections and I noticed how I could make about 75% of it myself. Please let me know why I would pay $110 for THIS? I could hit up a Michaels Craft Store and make that for $6. With that being said, I am all about creative expression and I LOVE when girls make their own jewelry, eyewear, bags, clothes, etc. I respect it and I wish I had the time to be more self-involved in my clothes & accessories. I just wish she didn't make THE SAME EXACT medallion necklace every season and put a picture of Queen Alice, Wizard of Oz or whatever character/theme she's doing that time around.

Just for shits & giggles...

2009-01-14T15:55:00.007-05:00

I haven't wrote/posted kicks or clothes in awhile. Hmm, I don't know why? I did get a ridiculous amount of goodies on Karmaloop when they were BLOWING shit out a few weeks ago. How can you beat 60% Off there ENTIRE inventory? They even had 70% Off for a few hours! I did buy 2 pairs of low-top dunks(surprising right!?) and some tees on BoundlessNY yesterday. I've bought so much lately but haven't shared. I'm being greedy =)
OH OH! I forgot to mention how much I've always dug the Loop Design Boom-Box bags but they seemed too small so I never bothered BUT they just had to go and make my day by coming out with the Ghetto Blaster Tote (with working speakers. I can play my iPOD while rummaging through Target). I bought it in Graffiti. It's coming in the mail tomorrow but (un)fortunately I will be on my way to MIAMI! So I won't be able to rock it down Collins Ave. with my brother, stoned out of our minds, trying to find the best Caiparinha in town. Bummer.
When I come home i'll definitely be getting a few more tattoos. I've got some really good ideas. I'm also being forced to be "more social" by my roommates. I've been in a crazy funk for a couple months. Just lounging in my room, smoking dagga and watching endless hours of Entourage and The Office or whatever suggestion my Tivo came up with. Anyways, that is apparently in the past and i'll be semi-forced to go out and socialize across the Tri-State. We'll see, if all else fails I still have my trusty back-up plan.

By the way, I bought Wall-E on DVD. I'm obsessed! "Eeeeeevvvvaaaaa!"

Lou Malnati's x Snow Storm

2009-01-12T12:29:00.002-05:00

Didn't take many pics in Chicago x Detroit - Hopefully i'll take some GOOD ones in Miami!

"Bitch! Who does your hurrrrr?!"

2009-01-12T10:29:00.004-05:00

(Just a share)

I've recently been getting a SHIT LOAD of compliments on my hair. It's only 10:52am and i've already had 4 dudes at work compliment me. When I was in Chicago (& Detroit) this past week a girl called out to me and asked where I get it done. I said "I don't!" - My Mothers hairstylist (who was the last person to cut/trim my hair, back in April '08) said how healthy and shiny my hair is. It's been almost a year since i've had my hair even trimmed and I still don't have any split ends! It's grown over 9 inches since then and she wouldn't even trim it. She said it was THAT nice. It's kinda crazy how healthy it is considering I dye it myself every month! It's naturally pin straight and super blonde. I can pretty much style and curl it any way possible.

Okay, i'm done having my conceided moment of the day =)

A few of my favorite things...

2009-01-05T11:52:00.006-05:00

I'm bored as hell, sitting at my aunts in Chicago. I'm still sick but my Mommy got me enough meds to kill a horse so i'm okay. I also ate some REAL! Chicago Deep Dish Pizza tonight, that cures all. Nothing like that in Jersey. I hate to say it but NY pizza isn't even that fresh.
I also went on a mini shopping spree at Teavana (sick tea spot) and Nordstroms Rack. I got 2 pairs of flats and (another) white hoodie cause I always spill shit on them.

I got a cute pair of Marc Jacob earrings! And more Nintendo DS games (oiy! i'm such a little boy)

I'm going to go drug myself up on psedomucantibio-something or other and sleep. Going back to my Grandmama's tomorrow. She's going to show me off to all her old lady friends =)

g-g-g'night from chitown <3

globe trottin' 101

2009-01-03T12:37:00.004-05:00

Chicago, Toronto and Detroit until Saturday 1/10.

Miami & Bahamas in 2 weeks.

Aruba in June '09

Prague, Amsterdam and Berlin in Fall '09

Just watch and learn bitches =)

It's time for some change.

2008-12-31T13:04:00.004-05:00

2009 Resolution: I will try to be more positive.

do you get the message?

2008-12-27T16:44:00.001-05:00

It's a tad inspiring, dunchathink?

quickie.

2008-12-27T15:44:00.003-05:00

So I've added another rule to my personal Dating Guide 101. Along with never dating anyone from Staten Island or never dating someone that doesn't consume alcohol (people that don't drink are hiding something/shady mo'fuckers. The end.) I have recently added my new rule, never date a cop. Emotionless and crude. Comes with the territory I suppose.

ouch.

Welcome to the Family.

2008-12-26T08:26:00.002-05:00

I hope everyone had a great Chrismahanukwanzakah!

So...my Dad is getting married! How exciting! No no, really it is. I realized recently that I just want everyone I love to be happy by whatever means necessary. So congrats and I can't wait to be related to a bunch of Syrian-Italian loud mouths from the Heights! Yikes! =)

nope, not havin' it!

2008-12-23T19:43:00.003-05:00

I never thought the day would come when I would say that I miss a bunch of peroxide-headed, fake tittied bitches but I do, I do! I love "Girls Next Door"(especially Bridget.) that shit beyond entertaining.

BUT these new cum dumpsters have GOT TO GO! ASAP. That episode they were on a few weeks ago was atrocious. What in the hell was Hef thinking? These broads have about as much personality as a cardboard box and they're also unattractive..no seriously, i'm not impressed. AND the appeal of twins wore off about 10 years ago srsly. I know Hef is less than 8 years away from the big 9-0 but that's no excuse to downgrade.

FAIL!

Good God.

2008-12-22T12:03:00.002-05:00

I could write a freaking essay on this family after reading about them and seeing their reality show/specials on TLC. I don't know if it's Michelle's(Mom) creepily calm manner or the fact that these kids are just bred to take care of the one born after them that bothers me. I'm all for people making babies and having big families but it's gotten a bit out of control, don'tcha think?They just welcomed baby #18 last week and they said they want more!

I have no words left after my last statement.

Stand your ground

2008-12-18T14:55:00.005-05:00

I forgot about how bad ass this movie is! I watched it like 2 years ago with my ex cause he was obsessed with futbol and it's definitely surprisingly gritty (considering Elijah "Fem" Woods is in it. Just sayin') and Charlie Hunnan can definitely get the business in this flick =)

Time has a way, time is all we've got...

2008-12-18T13:12:00.004-05:00

And i'm aching for a reunion.

I miss my city.

See you in 17 days <3

In the end, it doesn't really matter...

2008-12-17T10:05:00.003-05:00

As 2009 vastly approaches, I look back on 2008(and 2007) and I realize that I've learned 4 important lessons...

1) Don't let anyone take advantage of you. I think back and realize how stupid I was to give and give to such selfish people. I've spent THOUSANDS of dollars (and wasted so much time) on people that don't even have a loyal bone in their body. And honestly, it's not about the money. It's about the connections we make through life. It's about the love we convey and the way we treat people. I'm no damn angel but I know how to treat the people I love and care about.

2) Learn when to 'let go.' Seriously, I think this is the biggest lesson of all for me. I've really learned(and am still learning) to let go of petty, senseless problems and bullshit. I've held too many grudges against people for too, too long. We all make mistakes, we all deserve a second chance(but that's all you get).

3) Guys don't determine your self worth. This lesson doesn't 100% pertain to me (because we all know that no man ever paid my fucking way) but really pertains to girls I've encountered and unfortunately called friends who are so insecure with themselves that they absolutely need/needed to have man or someone of the opposite sex's approval. Don't be weak, it's not attractive. Honestly, I wish all you broads nothing but luck and happiness, I hope you get whatever you want in life and with that being said I hope I never see or speak to any of you again (and I mean that in the nicest, most endearing way possible).

4) Marijuana makes everything better. If you haven't or don't, you should. I am a hardworking, tax-paying US citizen. I deserve to come home after working a 12 hour day and smoke a fucking bowl if I want to. I'm not hurting anyone. Once it hits your lungs, it feels so goooood ;o)

I'll end this blog with my infamous quote- "If you're not fucking me and you're not paying my bills than don't tell me what to fucking do!"

cha-ching $$$

2008-12-16T11:16:00.002-05:00

Someone srsly needs to remove eBay from my life. It's unbelievable how much shit I think I need once I go on there. I tried to justify to myself yesterday why I was in an angry bidding war over a Pink Mauve MAC Pigment. What the shit is wrong with me? You know I am gonna blame my past 6 months shopping addicition solely on my roommate, Amanda. I swear that girl could convince you to buy dog shit if it was on sale. Thank you Amanda for convincing, helping, conspiring, etc me into buying thousands of dollars worth of junk haha<3.
Okay, Well uhmmm I mean you make money and then you die- can't take it with you and I don't plan on buying a house until I find a "real" man so wtf am I in a rush to save for? And my new Marc Jacobs bag is less annoying than any man anyways. PLUS, I'm putting money back into this ailing economy. (you like how i'm trying to justify my empty bank account right? haha)

(Also, include Loehmanns, Karmaloop, Sephora, Target, and Century 21 to the opt out list as well)

Dear Nike,

2008-12-15T13:38:00.001-05:00

Stop it, I'm not kidding.

RIP Bettie Page

2008-12-12T13:48:00.001-05:00

I'm ridiculous

2008-12-11T08:38:00.003-05:00

Look at these laces, they are fucking sweet.

Click HERE for more...

Why do I want this?

2008-12-11T08:32:00.002-05:00

I don't know. I think the words "limited edition" or "only 1 out of 500" puts me in a state of I NEED. What in the fuck could I possibly do with a mini mailbox? Let me know cause i'll be buying one on Dec. 18th haha.

what in the fuck.

2008-12-10T19:28:00.004-05:00

Yup, of course the one time I'm not aggressive and I don't go with my gut, I get fucked(not literally)

This is such a crock of shit.

I need to get drunk and make some bad decisions.

RIP

2008-12-09T12:57:00.003-05:00

At the end of this month Knitting Factory is closing their doors forever.

Wow.

I see life through Yves Saint Laurent glasses

2008-12-09T11:10:00.004-05:00

Blue Ash Snake Skin Downtown?

Yes, please.

overpriced shit kills slowly

2008-12-09T09:02:00.007-05:00

I'm just gonna get straight to the point. Ed Hardy makes the tackiest clothes since...ever. What sort of tasteless Japanese tattoo/printing factory did you shroom in to make such god awful clothes? I firmly believe the people that make those clothes and the blind folks that buy that overpriced Asian vomit should be taken out back and shot. A little too harsh? I think not. I'll tell you what the problem is, Christian Audigier. It all started when that mo'fo was designing for Diesel(which might as well be sold a $5and below now) and then moved on to the epitome of trash-tastic , Von Dutch. I feel like he's made the real Don "Ed Hardy's" work and accomplishments into Guido-loving attire, it's a joke and a shame.

Christian, put down the seaside heights tattoo stencils and step away from the Asian symbols.

Just sayin'...

If you haven't, you should...

2008-12-05T12:27:00.003-05:00

get really, really high and watch "Summer Heights High" - It's my new obsession! Christopher Lilley is beyond ridiculous. I love him!

sweet baby jesus

2008-12-05T09:54:00.002-05:00

Madge x Louis Vuitton!

It's every little bitches dream come true!

2009 Spring/Summer Collection

reality is sharper than any blade

2008-12-03T16:11:00.005-05:00

At least I can look in the mirror everyday and say that I was true to myself.

::shakes head::

I'm feeling a bit fem.

2008-12-01T14:46:00.003-05:00

dis-gus-ting, let me count the ways..

2008-11-28T11:21:00.004-05:00

Worker dies at Long Island Wal-Mart after being trampled in Black Friday stampede
By Joe Gould (Daily News)

A Wal-Mart store was the scene of chaos this morning.

A worker died after being trampled and a woman miscarried when hundreds of shoppers smashed through the doors of a Long Island Wal-Mart Friday morning, witnesses said.

The unidentified worker, employed as an overnight stock clerk, tried to hold back the unruly crowds just after the Valley Stream store opened at 5 a.m.

Witnesses said the surging throngs of shoppers knocked the man down. He fell and was stepped on. As he gasped for air, shoppers ran over and around him.
"He was bum-rushed by 200 people," said Jimmy Overby, 43, a co-worker. "They took the doors off the hinges. He was trampled and killed in front of me. They took me down too...I literally had to fight people off my back."
Nassau County Police are still investigating and would not confirm the witness accounts. The Medical Examiner will determine the cause of death. Police did say there were several injuries but weren't more specific.

Jessica Keyes was among the shoppers. She told the Daily News she saw a woman knocked down just a few feet from the dying worker.
"When the paramedics came, she said 'I'm pregnant,'" Keyes said.
Paramedics treated the woman inside the store and then, according to Keys, told the woman:
"There's nothing we can do. The baby is gone."

Before police shut down the store, eager shoppers streamed past emergency crews as they worked furiously to save the store clerk's life.
"They were working on him, but you could see he was dead, said Halcyon Alexander, 29. "People were still coming through." Only a few stopped.

"They're savages," said shopper Kimberly Cribbs, 27. "It's sad. It's terrible."

Uhm, so let me get this straight. A woman lost her unborn child and a man was trampled to death all for these savages to save 10% on a toaster for Aunt Sue or for Little Jimmy to get a Tickle Me Elmo (which he won't even play with after New Years). I know time are hard and this economy sucks balls but GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK.

Happy Fucking Holidays.

Round 2!

2008-11-26T17:09:00.005-05:00

Nike Dunk + Vandal Part Two! (love the solid nylon but the black/hot pink colorway owns me.)

"After just recently coming out with the Dunk-Hi Vandal Premium pack, Nike presents a second round of the sneaker, which fuses the Dunk-Hi with the nylon upper of the Vandal. In this group the sneaker comes in red, black and white, with tonal Swoosh, laces and sole, giving the sneaker an overall clean look."

My Little Pony, fo'real!

2008-11-26T13:42:00.001-05:00

smallest horse in the world.

put her in my xmas stocking and call it a day.

crackberry.

2008-11-25T19:25:00.004-05:00

As of today, I am on my 4th Blackberry. It's such a love/hate relationship but I just can't walk away. We were meant to be together <3

I just need to get the Storm already.

Retraction.

2008-11-25T09:58:00.002-05:00

Kanye West's album 808 & Heartbreak dropped today. It's the best album this year. I take back what I said last week. He's like the modern day Jesus haha "I'm not worthy, I'm not worthy!"

sad times call for extreme measures.

2008-11-22T16:24:00.005-05:00

"Brothels see job applications surge amid ailing economy..."

http://www.yahoo.com/s/991506

I'm all in.

2008-11-22T14:36:00.005-05:00

dunk x vandal. whatttttt!

50% FAIL

2008-11-19T16:47:00.003-05:00

New Lamborghini Gallardo LP 560-4 released today @ the LA Auto Show. Big improvement but what's with the rag top? Srsly Lambo, get it together.

"Jim said Murcielago, don't do Gallardo. Them doors don't go up so why would you buy those?"

only the strong honest survive

2008-11-19T13:47:00.004-05:00

Some people have no idea what it really means to be a friend. They may think they do but reality hasn't kicked them in the ass yet. It's feels like such defeat, such disappointment and mostly such a waste of time to keep trying to hold on to friendships with people that obviously don't deserve mine. I think what keeps me pondering this whole thing is because I can't seem to wrap my mind around why people claim to be martyrs but are really wolves in sheep's clothing. Say one thing but do another type-deal. It's such bullshit. Seriously, keep it fucking real. I mean I have a lot of pride but I'm never ashamed to say how I really feel or if I care too much or too little. It's such a shame but what can you do? I suppose that It's time to let go of the past.

"I swear, if I could take this knife out of my back, I would, I would. But between the loss of blood and the loss of my trust in you I don't think it'd do any good."

I smoke too much

2008-11-17T19:44:00.002-05:00

but i'm no quitter!

Flashing Lights?

2008-11-15T13:58:00.004-05:00

OK OK listen, I love Kanye West. I do, I really do. Not only is he from my home city(chi-town!) but he makes some serious tracks that you really don't hear coming from 99% of hip hop artists. He's definitely beyond diverse and talented BUT he needs to bring the ego trip down about 5 notches....

KW says in a new interview he is the champ of all musicians, and says Justin Timberlake could've done the same, but "There were people who had the potential to do it but they went on vacation, so when Justin went on vacation I made albums." He also tells AP, "I realize ... I will go down as the voice of this generation, of this decade."

Is Kanye a middle child or something? Why is he always competing against imaginary opponents? I'm not knocking you bro but no one likes a conceited douchebag, no one.

THIS bitch!

2008-11-14T21:24:00.000-05:00

Since the MOB bitches do it..

2008-11-14T12:21:00.006-05:00

I'm gonna do it too!

Here's my weekly "I'd hit it"

This week, i'm kicking it old school. Like middle school crush that never ceased. This man is fucking hot even though he has his feminine moments(which makes me nauseous on 99.9% of other men).

Britney's kids would have came out so much better looking if she didn't fuck this up. Just sayin'..

Werewolf.

2008-11-14T09:51:00.009-05:00

I can't stop listening to this song.

In a dream I was a werewolf
My soul was filled with crystal light
Lavender ribbons of rain sang
Ridding my heart of mortal fight..

Broken sundown, fatherless showdown
Gun-hip, swollen lip, bottle sip
Yeah, I suck dick
Loose grip on gravity, falls sky, blinding crumbling walls
River sweep away my memories of childish things
A young mother's love
Before the yearning song of flesh on flesh
Young hearts burst open, wounds bleed fresh
A young brother- skinny and tall
My older walks oceanward and somber,
Slumber sleeping, flowers in the water
But I’m just his daughter
Walking down an icy grave, leading to my Schizophrenic father
Weeping willow won't you wallow louder, searching for my father's power.

I'm a shake you off though
Get up on that horse
And ride into the sunset
Look back with no remorse ..

He's a black magic wielder, some say a witch
And born a child, he was the bastard the that broke up the marriage
Evil doer doing evil from a baby carriage
And he was born with the same blue eyes
Crystal ships dripping with ice, diamonds coruscate
In the night, fireworks electric bright
And now he's got his own two sons
Trys to hide his tears in a world of fun
But loveless bedrooms filled with doom
Bring silent heartache July to June
Swoon over new young hot flame
Mourn the memories later
Laugh now, alligator.

In a dream my father came to me
And made me swear that I’d keep what’s sacred to me
And if i get the choice to live in his name,
I’ll pray my way through the rain
Singing "oh happy day."

I don't mean to close the door
But for the record my heart is sore
You blew through me like bullet holes
Left stains on my sheets and stains on my soul
You left me broke down, begging for change
Had to catch a ride with a man who's deranged
He had your hands and my father's face
Another western vampire, different time - same place .

I have dreams that brings me sadness
Rain much deeper than a river
Sorrow flow through me
Tiny waves of shivers
Corny movies make me reminisce
They break me down easy on this generic love shit
First kiss a frog and then a princess.

I'm a shake you off though
Get up on that horse
And ride into the sunset
Look back with no remorse..

The Daily "I Want!"

2008-11-12T16:00:00.003-05:00

Hyde S.K By Sacha Knight

Mommy! Mommy! Make it stop!

2008-11-11T16:39:00.007-05:00

I never thought the day would come that I would see harry potters weiner but not see any of his movies!

Mhmmm!

2008-11-11T10:51:00.005-05:00

Obviously they are both mine already. What did you expect? duh!

Louis Vuitton. 5th Ave, NYC.

2008-11-10T09:45:00.012-05:00

Takashi Murakami’s signature LV monogrammed building? LV bag bar?

I'M THERE!

The Fall.

2008-11-09T09:21:00.003-05:00

I suggest that you see this movie immediately! It's amazing.

Kissing Frogs..

2008-11-07T19:24:00.005-05:00

"I need a rude boy that's good to me with street credibility.."

he also better have a sweet kick game, know what foie gras is and be packing some serious heat ;o)

Vodka Fountain of Youth?

2008-11-07T19:20:00.004-05:00

Quadruple-Distilled Crystal Head Vodka.
Made with Newfoundland Water and a triple filtered process!
I'm all about it mother fucker!

Adidas x Jeremy Scott Collection

2008-11-06T16:47:00.007-05:00

FAIL!

2008-11-06T16:21:00.011-05:00

Okay damn! After almost 4 months of "left notices" and "failed deliveries" (which is a crock of shit) i'll finally have my FALL MTTM gear. WHAT IN THE FUCK!? How come the Holiday Line is already out and I have stuff from that but not the FALL line? OH! that's cause the USPS sucks a bunch of donkey dick.

THANK YOU LOURDES for being the best, most helpful MOB! =)

USPS = FAIL

srsly Couture

2008-11-06T11:40:00.005-05:00

When I was a wee tot or just a average, insecure teenager there wasn't much in regards to high fashion clothing or stylish gear that was easily accessible and/or cheap. I remember even the "cool kids" were pretty basic looking (except that one broad in high school that wore 4 inch patent leather heels from Wet Seal everyday, strutting her shit down B-Hall like it was a catwalk in Milan. Hmm...)
Well let's fast forward 5-10yrs to now...what in the name of Gabrielle "Coco" Chanel is going on? Target began introducing decently priced items by high fashion designers to the average-Joe(or Josephine) about 2 years ago and the concept has taken off. I admit that I am a quite impressed and also a bit bitter that such a thing wasn't around when I was in high school. I see 15yr. old girls now and they are so well dressed and coordinated. They exude the confidence of a 25yr. old woman...it's almost a bit frightening because what happens to those girls who never got a chance to be awkward, un-stylish? Are they growing up too fast? Who knows? I guess we will see in another 10yrs. I am also impressed with the advancement in fashion in regards to sizes. When I was in high school I was an overweight pudger. My style guide was whatever Old Navy had available because not all "cool" stores(which consisted of Delias at the time. YIKES!) carried larger sizes. I eventually grew into my curves and lost that dreadful teenage angst fat (although my thighs never cease! grrr). Times have changed however, it is basic knowledge that girls aren't labeled by a "small", "medium" or "large". There are curvy women, petite women, apple shaped, pear shaped and the list goes on and on. We aren't all built alike and it's much appreciated to see an array of sizes and fittings for everyone to look good. I don't worry if a store carries my size anymore (unless it's 5.7.9. but that store is for cheap hookers as is G, Rave, Deb etc.) It's good to see women of all shapes, sizes and races can feel good about themselves with such accessibility to the latest styles and great designers without having to break the bank. Hmmm now bringing me to the point of this whole blog... in March 2009, Target will be featuring Alexander McQueen (yes, THE Alexander McQueen) as one of their limited-time designers. Can't wait!

"There are no ugly women, only lazy ones" -Helena Rubenstein

Strike me down!

2008-11-05T19:36:00.003-05:00

President Barack Obama

2008-11-05T12:22:00.003-05:00

Yes we can AND yes we fucking did! =)

Dear jacket of my dreams,

2008-11-04T18:49:00.001-05:00

why are you sold out everywhere? boo =(

I just got hard!

2008-11-04T18:34:00.004-05:00

The MOBxNIKE kicks come out this Saturday. Unfortunately, I have a life and am unable to camp out at Alife or 21 Mercer so it looks like might be SOL(for now..) but whatever i'm not worried- I know i'll have them soon enough!

The Future?

2008-11-04T12:44:00.005-05:00

Oh God! I hope not. I want my future determined by someone who is ACTUALLY going to be here in the future. Anyone who has such little sense as to pick Sarah Palin as a VP is obviously delusional or maybe just senial from old age? This is probably going to be the most influentional, history-making election of my lifetime. I hope we make the right decision...

Sophia!

2008-11-04T12:40:00.005-05:00

She's my little prick! <3 =)